Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Top 10 Reasons Not To Vote for Jim Dinning

10: Nukes in Fort McMurray. Would you trust all those Newfies up there with nukes?

9: Because the other day in the Journal when asked about his favourite band he replied: "I'm changing the question to Who is your favourite storyteller?: Stuart McLean.” Uhm Who? What a loser. (btw: best answer goes to Gary McPherson who loves Johnny Cash)

8: $40 Million for the arts? WTF!? Are you an NDP or a Liberal?

7: Preparation. Innovation. Conservation. Worst Slogan, ever! (said by the voice of comic book guy)

6: Your whopper bit. I’m sorry but why didn’t you mention the one about how you don’t beat your wife as well? Nobody likes a frontrunner who acts like the victim.

5: Your campaign manager think lying to reporters and bribing other candidates is okay.

4: You did your best to get Ralph kicked out early. For goodness sake you should have had some class and let the guy retire on his own.

3: 25 G’s to Paul Martin!? You gotta be kidding me.

2: He supported Nancy MacBeth! Yuck!

1: Have you seen that frown?